So Wrong, Yet So Funny!
Filed under: If You Are Easily Offended..... > Cher > Jackie Beat
Comedianne/singer/superstar Jackie Beat is one of the most offensive people on this planet. She's also one of the most hilarious!
The cultural critic and satirist has released a new parody song - set to Cher's Gypsies, Tramps and Theaves - about Chaz Bono's revelation that he is undergoing gender reassignment.
If you think you can handle it, check out the HIGHlariousness below!
HE/SHE CHASTITY
by Jackie Beat
She was born to the couple known as Sonny & Cher
The mom half was famous for the sequines she'd wear
Her dad was short and had a mustache!
But something didn't seem right
Hell, even Stevie Wonder knew that Chaz was a dyke
He She Chastity
She claims that she has always been a man
Trapped in a… Big-boned girl's body
Cuz every night after mom & daddy's show
She'd play with GI Joe
First it's a mullet, then a crew-cut
Then you're in jeans that say SEARS on the butt
Next thing you know, you want a sex change!
I hate to be judgmental
But as a normal person, I consider it strange
It's a travesty
You know that Jesus doesn't make mistakes
Don't trade your puss for a pee-pee
But if you do, maybe you should try to get
Alexis Arquette's
Cher seemed shocked, even though Chaz rocked
That John Goodman style
Where's that angel in matching Bob Mackie
Cuz we haven't seen her for awhile
Uh huh, she couldn't even fake a smile
Oh no!
She was born in the body of the opposite sex
And now she will trade in her boobies for pecs
If you ask me, the mother's to blame
She wasn't a role model
She should have been more feminine
like Candis Cayne!
If it were up to me
All these fuckin' freaks would understand
That God made…Two genders, not three
I mean, imagine if one day I came to you
And said I was a man!
